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Post by andrewb » Wed Aug 14, 2019 2:56 pm

A potato wearing glasses came to see the Harriers play - he was a SpecTater . . .

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Post by andrewb » Wed Aug 21, 2019 9:24 pm

I had a happy childhood - my dad used to put me inside a tyre and roll me down a hill - they were Goodyears . . .

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Post by andrewb » Sat Sep 28, 2019 2:55 pm

I did a survey on how people walk home from the pub - the results were staggering . . .

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Post by andrewb » Mon Sep 30, 2019 9:43 am

I had this crazy dream where I was virtually weightless - I was like 0mg !

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Post by andrewb » Wed Oct 02, 2019 9:37 am

I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there . . . . .He said it was "Narnia business"

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Post by andrewb » Mon Oct 07, 2019 10:47 am

I was upset with the state of the Harriers at the moment. My friend said "Cheer up, it could be worse. You could be stuck in a deep hole full of water."
I know he means well . . .

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Post by andrewb » Tue Oct 08, 2019 6:19 pm

I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a harp. The host said my costume was too small to be a harp. I said "Are you calling me a lyre?"

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