Got a train to Stockport.  Had a lovely pint and burger and chips in a pub near the railway station.  Missed our first bus to Macc due to being in the toilet.  Arrived Macc at 2.20pm.  Went to local pub for a beer with the friendly locals.

Got to the ground just before kick-off.  Apparently it was a game of Nationwide League League 2 football but I could have been watching the Unibond for all I could tell.

Woke from my first half slumber in time to see Andy Bishop head wide when he should have done better.

Unfortunately the players re-appeared for the second half and, to my surprise, all 22 of them managed to out-do themselves by serving up even worse football.

Macc strung a few passes together whilst our lads had a kip and let them score two decent goals on 52 and 54 minutes.

For the rest of the game Macc sat back whilst Harriers players took it in turns to try and scare pigeons off the roof of the houses behind the away end with wayward shots.  The highlight of the 2nd half was trying to imitate the bloke with the drum's weird and pointless shouting.

After about 90 minutes the fella in the black blew his whistle.  Amen.

No apologies are made for the tone of this report.  It was a dire game.