Harriers Chatter

I tried to phone the tinnitus helpline, but it just kept ringing . . .

muffins spelled backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven . . .

My sister's pregnant! I cant wait to see if I'm gonna be an auntie or an uncle!

My mate used to own a paper shop - until it blew away . . .

Police have confirmed that the man who tragically fell from the roof of a 12 floor nightclub was not a bouncer . . .

Every time I try to watch a DVD my dog jumps onto the remote - I think he's looking for the paws button . . .

Did you know that there’s not a single canary on Canary Islands?
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And did you know that the same holds for the Virgin Islands?
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Really, not a single canary.

I now identify as "invisible". I admit I was born "visible" - but now I suppose I am "trans-parent" . . .

Cowboys used to hang lanterns onto their saddles at night to help them find their way home - this was an early form of saddle light navigation . . .

Seems I have completely misunderstood Pride Month - would anyone like to buy 12 lions?

Saw a book called "How to solve half of your problems at a stroke" - so I bought two copies . . .

Woman knocked at the door collecting for the RSPCA so I gave her next doors cat.

well - talking of books and cats - I have finished writing my book on cats! - but my publisher said it would have been better if i had written it on paper . . .

Well that's weird. Someone left some plasticene on my desk - I dont know what to make of it . .

Although I'm bald, I still own a comb. I just can't part with it . . .