Well - rather like match of the day, here are the highlights of the last 10 or so years! - One joke on each Line(ker) so I have had to Shearer them down a bit.
1- My work colleague was telling me that he failed his exam in Aboriginal music...I said, "Didja redo it?
2- I throw biro lids across the room to get rid of my pen top aggression.
3- i hate my job - All i do is crush cans all day - Its soda pressing .
4 - The only thing flat-earthers fear - is sphere itself.
5- i tried to phone the tinnitus helpline, but it just kept ringing . . .
6 - Some people make me sick - maybe I should cook them for longer . . .
7 - I had to take the battery out of my carbon monoxide alarm - the constant ringing was making me sick and dizzy
8 - I once bought a dog from a blacksmith. As soon as i got him home he made a bolt for the door . . .
9 - I once worked at a bakery to get by. I kneaded the dough . . .
10 - When I was a kid my parents used to make me walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.
11 My wife laughed when I said I could make a car out of spagetti. You should have seen her face when i drove pasta . . .
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If you like similar jokes, here are a bundle of them, taken from Bob Mortimer's Peter Beardsley character in his Athletico Mince podcast.
https://thenorthernhalf.wordpress.com/2020/11/23/peter-beardsleys-joke-book/
https://thenorthernhalf.wordpress.com/2020/11/23/peter-beardsleys-joke-book/